"My gunch is starting to ache from all this lunch." - Gunch 2015
Gunch is a character created by Scrunk. Gunch only likes lunch. His only mistress is lunch. He loves lunch so much that his cunch hurts.
He is short, stout, podgy, and very closely resembles Tingle from the Zelda series, albeit purple. His age is unset, ranging from 12 to 50.
- It is rumored that he has his own cereal brand named "Gunch Bunch". The cereal is craved by many, and takes the breath of everyone that tries it. Literally. Ingesting pipe cleaner is needed to get the taste out of your mouth.